#surprise quotes

[wocado]

Life is what happens to you

Life is what happens to you

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[lilislegacy]

percy: *intensely watching the news, waiting to hear about something he may have caused*

piper: come on percy, come eat with us. you’ve been sitting there waiting for hours. if something happens, you’ll hear about it eventually. a watched pot never boils

percy, distractedly: yeah and an ignored one boils over

piper: that-

piper, turning to annabeth in confusion: have i been spending too much time with him or is that one of the most logical things i’ve ever heard someone say?

[saltair-and-webweaves]

Words from the mouths of babes, promises ocean deep. But never to keep.

@inanotherunivrse/cocaine jesus - rainbow kitten surprise/fredrick backman, us against you/i lost a friend - finneas/poem - langston hughes/ocean vuong, on earth we’re briefly gorgeous/the underrated heartache - rupi kaur/@sarakleijn/unknown/motion sickness - phoebe bridgers/ @honeytuesday/saw ur mom at the grocery store - abby cates/louise glück, seizure/@thundersoon/ bronze - the regrettes/ritika jyala, the world is a sphere of ice and our hands are made of fire/i still forget we’re not even friends - trista mateer/the light that shines when things end - anonymous/couch sleeper, unknown site/ @saltair-and-palemoonlight/i lost a friend - finneas/dear friend, - dayglow/peter - taylor swift

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[l3viat8an]

MC: Careful now. If you keep being sweet, I'll start thinking you're in love with me.

Solomon: What could I have possibly done to make you think I'm not??

[moonyswarmsweaters]

[multigenderswag]

“Nimona is still Nimona,” he says. “She could be a whale or a dragon or shark or a cat, and she’s still Nimona. Just as she could be a girl or a boy or a woman or a man or anything else. All of these other parts are all factions of her. None of them are the end-all be-all of who she is. So that is kind of how I think of my own gender now. There is still some of that monster girl that I still hold very close to my heart.”

ND Stevenson

[911-incorrect-quotes-dispatch]

Eddie: I’m definitely the one that is in charge in the relationship.

Buck: Babe, could you stand up?

Eddie: *stands up*

Buck: Thank you, you can sit back down, love.

Eddie: *sits back down*

Buck: Hey, could you look at me?

Eddie: *looks at him while blushing*

Buck: Thank you, baby.

Eddie, still blushing: Anyway. Watch this. Buck, get me a glass of water.

Buck: Say please.

Eddie: Could you please get me a glass of water?

Buck: Of course.

Eddie: *proud of himself* See!

Hen, surprised: Yeah Eddie, you sure are in charge.

[usagiglamour]

Asmodeus: You know, MC always gives Diavolo flowers after a battle. I wish you do that to.

Solomon: Okay.

The next day.

Solomon: Gives Diavolo flowers

Diavolo:???

Solomon: I don't know. I'm confused as well.

[daddiesdrarryy]

Sirius: Guys, here’s my brother. Isn’t he cute? Reg, introduce yourself, please

Regulus: I’m Regulus, and you are?

James: Attracted to men apparently

[benevolenterrancy]

(Unseen Academicals, Terry Pratchett) I think Shang Qinghua and Ponder Stibbons should have tea and compare notes about somehow accumulating so much behind-the-scenes power by doing menial jobs no one else wants that they could basically run the show if they wanted...

meanwhile we have Shen "meh good enough" Qingqiu

[childhoodtheme]

I can't believe childhood is over. SUCCESSION (2018-2023)

[wocado]

One of the advantages of being disorganized

One of the advantages of being disorganized is that one is always having

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[chaoticace2005]

Charlie: I can’t believe you assassinated Vox!

Alastor: My dear, “assassinated” implies it was politically motivated. I killed him because he was an obnoxious, pompous, piece of shit television, so technically I murdered him.

Vaggie: That’s not better!

[alt255]

every single time Akechi says "you really are (x), Joker" (or something similar) in P5R

In no particular order:

"You really are intriguing. I bet you'd make for a worthwhile debate partner on the subject."

"You really are an intriguing one."

"In any case, you truly are interesting. You never cease to intrigue me."

"I see. So we even share that perspective, do we…? You truly are fascinating."

"*chuckle* You truly are intriguing."

"I'm sorry if I'm prying. You truly are interesting."

"You truly fascinate me. I'll happily accept your gift."

"Haha, you truly are well-composed."

"Hahaha, you truly are intriguing."

"Leading your team this far in search of an infiltration route… You are truly amazing…"

"50,000 coins, hm? …You truly are special, Joker."

"You really are― No, never mind."

"You truly are interesting… Quiet, yet possessing the courage and determination to take action."

"Heh… After all this, that's what you have to say? Seriously, you really are…"

"You really are a strange one. You do realize talking to me is a waste of valuable time, right?"

[l3viat8an]

Levi: I’m so unloved and abandoned and mistreated and I’m going to die in the next 72 hours.

MC: So you’re like a tamagotchi.

Levi:*nodding* Yea but I’ve been forgotten in a junk drawer! Fuck my miserable tamagotchi life…

[familiar-anonymous]

Jesper, to Kaz: *drunk as hell* Kaz thinks he knows everything but he has no idea I'm in love with Wylan.

Kaz: *criminal offensive side eye* Shut. Up.

Jesper : Ops! Sorry! My bad.

Jesper, to Wylan: Kaz thinks he knows everything but he has no idea I'm in love with Wylan.

Wylan: Y-you're in love with me?!

Jesper: ...

Jesper: Where the f*ck is Inej when I am talking to her?!